Alternate headline: “North Korea planning to nuke America on May 26th, no one cares.” According to the New York Times, “Netflix said it would post 15 new episodes of Arrested Development all at once at 12:01 a.m. Pacific time on May 26 in every territory where the service is available.” Sleep is for the weak, anyway. (Via)
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