Last Friday FX posted the first teaser for Season 5 of Justified, which was titled “Tracks” and featured a crow getting bloody footprints on Raylan’s empty hat before flying away. Today, FX has released a second teaser, titled “Roadkill,” which depicts a deserted Kentucky road and HEY! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STOP MESSING AROUND WITH RAYLAN’S HAT, CROW. LOOK AT IT! IT’S RUINED! HOW’S HE SUPPOSED TO FIGHT BAD GUYS WITH A HAT THAT HAS HOLES IN IT? WHAT IF IT RAINS? HE’LL GET ALL WET!
OH, YOU BROUGHT FRIENDS WITH YOU THIS TIME? TOO SCARED TO FIGHT YOUR BATTLES YOURSELF? HUH, AND HERE I THOUGHT I WAS DEALING WITH A CROW, NOT A CHICKEN. HOW’S THAT ONE TASTE, YOU ROTTEN LITTLE MISCREANT. BURNS, DOESN’T IT? NOW GET OUTTA HERE BEFORE I CALL ART AND TIM AND HAVE THEM COME UP HERE AND GIVE YOU WHAT FOR. GO ON. GIT.
[picks up Raylan’s hat, brushes it off]
Goddamn crows.
