First and foremost, I owe you all an apology. Actually, two apologies. Number one, for that headline, because it might have made you think that I had GIFs of Judith Light doing huge lines of cocaine in a Mexican bullfighting ring, like, in real life. These are not that. These are GIFs of Judith Light doing huge lines of cocaine in a Mexican bullfighting ring — and saying “Hot damn” and “Mama like” aftetward, btw — in character as domineering oil matriarch Judith Ryland on TNT’s totally bonkers reboot of Dallas. I am a little sorry about this, but, I mean, there technically IS a GIF at the top of the page of Judith Light doing huge a line of cocaine in a Mexican bullfighting ring, so if we’re splitting hairs, I’m kind of in the clear on this one.
The second apology, however, I have no defense for. This actually happened in last week’s episode of Dallas, a full 7+ days ago, and I am just getting to it now because I was so behind on the show. Totally unacceptable on my part. I can and will do better in the future. My promise to you.
As recompense for this error, please accept these GIFs of Judith Light doing huge lines of cocaine in a Mexican bullfighting ring. Who’s the boss now, Danza?
Thanks to Chet Manley for the GIFs
