If you met Michael Keaton, you’d probably act a lot like Taran Killam and Bobby Moynihan in tonight’s SNL monologue, and ask him to play Batman and Beetlejuice with you. I mean, come on, he’s BATMAN AND BEETLEJUICE, literally the only human alive who can say that (I would also like him to play Multiplicity with me). It took a bit of convincing, but eventually Keaton relented; even after all these years, his “I’m Batman” is the best “I’m Batman.”