Hey, you. You. Over here. HEY. Are you listening? Good. Jason Biggs would like to tell you all about his kinky sex life now.
Quick background: The wife of the Orange Is the New Black actor, writer and actress Jenny Mollen, has written a book, in which she discusses — among other things, presumably — the time she got Biggs three prostitutes for his birthday. She went on The View to promote said book, and the day after her appearance she was taken to task on the show by guest host Candace Cameron Bure, who apparently has strong feelings about the things consenting adults do in their bedrooms.
So, Biggs went on The View yesterday to explain, because apparently The View is now a television show that is solely dedicated to Jason Biggs’s sex life.
“I didn’t have a good time in the end,” he admitted. “It took three ladies over the course of three different days. Let’s just say I didn’t complete the mission. My wife found the whole thing to be quite hysterical even while it was happening. She was actually on the bed, watching, eating a bag of chips, laughing, so as you can imagine, I wasn’t really performing to the best of my abilities. Also, said prostitute wasn’t engaging with my wife the way I hoped she would and so it all kind of fell apart, and the rest is in the book.”
To recap: One of the ladies from Angel got one of the guys from American Pie three prostitutes for his birthday and the whole thing made one of the girls from Full House so angry that the American Pie dude had to go on television to explain himself to Whoopi Goldberg. Welcome to 2014.
Source: Guyism
