This post contains spoilers for Game Of Thrones Season 8 Episode 5 “The Bells”.
Game Of Thrones brought some long-awaited confrontations to its penultimate episode, “The Bells,” which ended with King’s Landing laid to waste by possible mad queen Daenerys with the help of — to quote Missandei — “Dracarys.”
As always, fans of the show were livetweeting their thoughts, and some of those tweets were funny. For example, people continue to demand justice for Ghost, who reportedly couldn’t get a single goodbye pat on the head from Jon Snow because the CGI wouldn’t have worked out:
Jon watching a CGI dragon destroy an entire city in detail while being told it wasn’t in the budget for him to pet Ghost #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/jDuNVMTYvT
— sabrina (@doshiiis) May 13, 2019
Speaking of Jon watching the destruction, people had thoughts about Varys being right:
Jon the entire battle. #Gameofthrones pic.twitter.com/nc5ExrWYmK
— Kory (@DaSpecial_K) May 13, 2019
Jon Snow, tonight. pic.twitter.com/aQhzKhK98k
— Ali Arikan (@aliarikan) May 13, 2019
Jon and Tyrion after supporting Dany #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/zEWHN6QFn5
— ChristiBoss (@ChristiBoss) May 13, 2019
You know now that I think about it Varys made some good points. #DemThrones pic.twitter.com/EylMH81OEJ
— Rod (@rodimusprime) May 13, 2019
Jon Snow helping conquer King’s Landing after his Aunt With Benefits does a bunch of war crimes pic.twitter.com/sVddrZIi6R
— Jules (@Julian_Epp) May 13, 2019
Daenerys was the target of most of the jokes this episode:
https://twitter.com/tianamarcus_/status/1127755598953689094
https://twitter.com/its__kojack/status/1127778903030943746
https://twitter.com/Zha_Maquillage/status/1127763571025285120
https://twitter.com/penis_hernandez/status/1127762601264414722
Dany is not very good at SimCity#GameofThrones #DemThrones pic.twitter.com/ddgPlrSi3h
— dani (@omg_its_daniii) May 13, 2019
Daenerys after the battle be like:#GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/WtdCoF3Y8I
— Josh (@lts_Josh) May 13, 2019
https://twitter.com/amirrzaman/status/1127763577098653696
pour one out for the kids who years ago got named after a character whose televised arc finally swung around to "does warcrimes" in the penultimate episode of the show
— Kelsey D. Atherton (@AthertonKD) May 13, 2019
https://twitter.com/SaraJBenincasa/status/1127778960291446784
To be fair, that coffee cup wasn’t the biggest flub in Game of Thrones history:
The Starbucks cup wasn't the first time GoT goofed up. pic.twitter.com/15a3pYYMyM
— Mr. Drinks On Me (@Mr_DrinksOnMe) May 7, 2019
To also be fair, people who’ve been paying attention to Dany’s past knew she was hardcore:
#GameofThrones destroyed in one episode pic.twitter.com/nuB4YDegwW
— you dont know me (@snsaimahesh) May 13, 2019
And the destruction of King’s Landing gives Arya a good reason to update the kill list.
https://twitter.com/WorldofIsaac/status/1127762253141422080
Arya bout to survive all that she been through to die of mesothelioma. I know it’s asbestos in her lungs. Hate to see it.
— Craven Moorehead (@FAB_LAW) May 13, 2019
Were you or a loved one in King's Landing the day of the attack? You may be entitled to compensation.
— Marc MacKenzie (@marcmack) May 13, 2019
Cleganebowl finally happened. It was a tie. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Cersei walking past the Hound and the Mountain: pic.twitter.com/fXQ6lWNuuh
— Hishaam (@badnbaljeet) May 13, 2019
Cersei walking between The Hound and The Mountain #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/iv7syu1H5V
— Phanny (@Phanny_Pack08) May 13, 2019
nobody:
the hound: pic.twitter.com/iVQDbASppl
— pd (@boolin) May 13, 2019
R.I.P. The Hound. Also, R.I.P. Jaime:
not mine but omg pic.twitter.com/hv7jzVGHwj
— DEI speedwagon 🌹🇵🇸 〽️ (@uhshanti) May 10, 2019
People said R.I.P. about some other things, too:
RIP to the saddest #GameOfThrones deaths so far: the writing, character development, and the storylines they completely forgot about. pic.twitter.com/wmNr831JIl
— AnabelE (@TheBelMembrane) May 13, 2019
The complaints didn’t stop there. You may be surprised to hear that people on the internet like to kvetch about TV shows:
https://twitter.com/IamRudebwoy/status/1127763566893969409
Thank you, internet. I'm fully expressed now. pic.twitter.com/scsKYR2G9s
— Cade Massey (@bcmassey) May 10, 2019
https://twitter.com/poniewozik/status/1127764679986679809
https://twitter.com/ronnyravegan/status/1127675800424026112
re: character development pic.twitter.com/1ys4ROYDuh
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) May 13, 2019
Complain all you want, but Game of Thrones is delivering the biggest twist nobody ever saw coming: that you'd fucking hate it by the time it's all said and done
— Jeff Bakalar (@jeffbakalar) May 13, 2019
I’m going to miss shouting “these idiots have no idea what they’re doing!!” at the tv for apolitical reasons
— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) May 13, 2019
i'm gonna give this show one more week and if it doesn't get better i'm out!
— andy™ (@andylevy) May 13, 2019
You just can’t please some people.
Remember when #GameofThrones “didn’t kill enough people” two episodes ago?
— neil (@rejects) May 13, 2019
BEST SEASON EVER.
https://twitter.com/davechensky/status/1127779739806998531