In an uncensored (read: language NSFW) clip from tonight’s Inside Amy Schumer, Bill Nye explains what the universe is for — more specifically, “a force sending cosmic guidance to white women in their 20s” — with some help from Abbi and Ilana from Broad City, Amber Tamblyn, and Amy Schumer herself. You probably thought this whole time that the universe was responsible for all of time and space, the creation and destruction of planets, stars, galaxies, and all forms of life. But it was actually just here to help your coworker find out that she has a new favorite flavor of Starbucks when Starbucks was out of her usual Starbucks.
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