(Spoilers for Black Mirror: Bandersnatch will be found below, as silly as that sounds in this context.)
The Black Mirror: Bandersnatch movie has arrived as (last-minute) projected, and indeed, Netflix has delivered a choose-your-own-adventure as forecast. Wired reveals that the movie took 18 months of blood, sweat, and tears to pull together, and the end result is inevitably mind-blowing. As the trailer indicated, Fionn Whitehead stars as a video game programmer, Stefan, who’s adapting his favorite fantasy novel. Along the way, viewers select from an endless stream of choices (both seemingly trivial, like selecting cereal or music, and more shattering, like whether to jump out a window). The experience of watching the movie, while novel, is a bit exhausting, which comes together with Variety‘s revelation that over a “trillion” permutations exist to complete Stefan’s story.
The movie should take viewers an average time of 90 minutes to complete, although some routes can take as little as 40 minutes, and one can easily imagine people swallowing up entire days (or weekends) while attempting to circle back and experience every speck of the footage.
me after staying up till 3am to watch #Bandersnatch and then spending another 2 hrs trying to get all the endings pic.twitter.com/eNJu5rXItO
— Shail (@shailpatels) December 28, 2018
The choices #Bandersnatch pic.twitter.com/BGQauCNKDI
— spoilers (@Bingewatchin) December 28, 2018
Needless to say, people are slightly overcome by all the possibilities while reacting on social media, especially regarding those Sugar Puffs.
LMAO IMAGINE IF CHIDI ANAGONYE HAD TO PLAY THIS HE'D BE STUCK ON CHOOSING SUGAR PUFFS OR FROSTIES FOR BREAKFAST #Bandersnatch pic.twitter.com/onXwcn1y2M
— ミ☆ (@agronsrico) December 28, 2018
https://twitter.com/callyj__/status/1078635253739212800
https://twitter.com/Chocmilksheikh1/status/1078625174642196480
https://twitter.com/williambuhayo/status/1078615265309409280
Residual Bird Box anxiety didn’t help matters, not at all.
https://twitter.com/Tvvittergod1/status/1078641060019138561
Basically, the anxiety was palpable while people (pretended to) feel awful for ruining Stefan’s life with choices from the future.
https://twitter.com/chloejeggo/status/1078623788709888000
https://twitter.com/Tvvittergod1/status/1078630243466907648
Black Mirror making us decide for Stefan like… #Bandersnatch pic.twitter.com/CmGr4lFG3m
— krojačica sudbine (@MonaLisa_1797) December 28, 2018
https://twitter.com/theyluvshii/status/1078625848859734017
In the end, however, it may become apparent that, like Stefan, Netflix was giving viewers “the false sense of control” while engineering the story’s endings.
https://twitter.com/Tvvittergod1/status/1078638608993710080
me making decisions for stefan knowing that black mirror is actually controlling me and none of the choices i make are actually mine #Bandersnatch pic.twitter.com/r6creV3Mye
— :O (@neovalk_) December 28, 2018
https://twitter.com/TCEL_Danzter/status/1078644591035908101
And doing the same thing over and over, while expecting different outcomes is … possibly the definition of insanity, right?
Me making the same decisions over and over again, expecting a different result #Bandersnatch pic.twitter.com/aAdUs4ziHs
— Vi 🕺🏾 (@o_victoria_a) December 28, 2018
Yes, Bandersnatch is a gleefully insane adventure. So bleak (see below), but so worth watching (for at least 40 minutes).
https://twitter.com/sineadnelson_/status/1078635035400511494