Bob Ross Makes Sweet, Sweet Love To His Happy Little Clouds In PBS Remix (And The Morning Links)

I want to, nay, I believe I can take a nap on top of Bob’s pube ‘fro. *checks Wikipedia* HE’S BEEN DEAD FOR 17 YEARS??? Thanks for telling me, guys.

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