Hey, remember when Charlie Sheen bragged about “banging seven-gram rocks” because “that’s how he rolls”? The judge presiding over his custody battle with Brooke Mueller certainly does, and that’s why he rejected Sheen’s attempt to win custody of his twin sons. From Fox News:
“Judge Hank Goldberg was well aware Brooke had relapsed into drug use, but the judge was equally disturbed by Charlie’s substance abuse and the fact that he bragged about it,” sources told the gossip site TMZ.
“Objection, your honor! My client has tiger blood!”
The judge “felt both Brooke and Charlie had problems, but the twins were adequately protected by the nannies, relatives and other support staff,” the sources added.
Let’s be honest, those kids would be better off getting raised by a pack of wolves than by Charlie Sheen. Hell, they’re even twins — look how great that worked out for Romulus and Remus. Frankly, I’d rather take my chances with a 3000-year-old myth about wolves raising children than trust Charlie Sheen to stay off of drugs.
