Jon Cryer’s new memoir, So That Happened just hit shelves today. Aside from stories about vagina photos and failed threesomes, Cryer discusses that one time Charlie Sheen asked him to hide his porn collection from his then-wife Denise Richards. THR published an excerpt from the book, which reveals Sheen’s boring taste in adult magazines:
“Dude! Dude! I need your help.” “Sure thing,” I said and ended the cellphone call I was on. “What’s going on?”
He handed me a heavy shopping bag. “Denise is coming over,” he said, “and I need you to hide something for me.” Oh, boy, I thought. If this is drug paraphernalia …
“Is it legal?” I asked. “What? Yeah, oh, yeah. It’s legal. Hey, thanks.” He left, and I had to look.
By legal, he meant barely legal. The bag was filled to the brim with porn.
Curiosity getting the best of me, I had to find out what kind of porn captivates Charlie Sheen, what decadence frightens him into having me squirrel it away for him. Clowns? Golden-shower pictorials? German scat porn starring Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke? I was prepared for the weirdest, but it really was all pretty tame, some of it just topless mags. Really, if this was the worst I’d have to deal with regarding Charlie’s vices, bring on the bags of porn for me to hide.
Just topless mags? Sometimes it’s the fairly innocent subject matter that really gets perverts going. Remember those Sears catalogs from the ’80s? I think I need a minute.
(Source: The Hollywood Reporter)
