On October 11th, gamers will be chainsawing aliens in half while contemplating fatherhood in Gears of War 4 for Xbox One. Conan jumped in on the action early with an extremely high Wiz Khalifa and took a few hits off his gifted blunt before taking part in the ‘ol ultraviolence.
Despite being less than 100% sober, it’s clear Conan is starting to work past his “Clueless Gamer” moniker. He cuts through the smoke and the relatively nonsensical story about well-known Gears of War hero Marcus Fenix’s son stepping into his ridiculously muscled father’s shoes and just wants to shoot things. That’s what GoW is about right? Muscles, torn sinew and shooting big guns. Conan gets it.
It’s almost as if smoking weed with Wiz Khalifa before diving into one of the most fun game series in existence put Conan at one with the gaming universe. Yeah, that sounds about right. The potato salad helps too. It really ties one’s gaming consciousness together.
Somewhat surprisingly, the gameplay for Gears of War 4 doesn’t look to be too different than its predecessors. But then, when you have a massive hit on your hands, you don’t need to fix duck and cover shoot ’em up gameplay that isn’t broken.
Now let’s think about how much post-apocalyptic protein those soldiers need to keep their figure.
(Via Team Coco)
