If you’re still reeling from last night’s literally explosive season finale of Game of Thrones, allow me to direct you to something a bit less stress-inducing. Crusoe the Celebrity Dachshund, star of his own YouTube channel, is being featured in a brand new and timely video, “Game of Bones.” The plot is a little thin, with what I think is a Robert Baratheon wiener dog assuming the “bone throne” (with some bizarre dog on human sadism thrown in for good measure), followed by the “Squeaker of Dragons” uh, squeaking a stuffed dragon squeak toy. Then we check in with “the Hound,” of course, who wants to slay all of the squirrels, and lastly “Cru Snow” who warns that winter is coming. (Of course, if you watched last night’s actual Game of Thrones, you know that winter is already here.)
If you ask me, the thing is already begging for a sequel because how are you going to have wiener dog Game of Thrones without a Ramsay Bolton wiener dog neutering a Theon Greyjoy wiener dog? Plus, you know, Ramsay’s hounds? If the internet wasn’t made for a parody of a pack of tiny wiener dogs ripping apart innocent people, then nothing makes sense anymore.
