Gorge On Non-Threatening Nostalgia With Disney Channel’s Upcoming Original Movie Marathon

The Disney Channel is here to escort you on the biggest nostalgia bender of your life. (No, they haven’t brought back Josta. Quit asking.)

To commemorate the broadcast of the 100th Disney Channel Original Movie, the Mickey-minded cable network will air the 51 most popular films under that banner in a time-gobbling three-day marathon. Feel your own youth shattering into 10,000 pieces as you realize Princess Protection Program is nearly seven years old.

If you don’t have a schedule that can accommodate the planned Memorial Day Weekend set endurance test, there’s no need to have a Sharpay-level freakout. All 100 of the Disney Original Movies in existence will be ready this summer on iTunes, Amazon Video and Google Play.

Need to know when Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior pops on? A schedule has already somersaulted its way into the world. To the listings!

Friday, May 27
10:00 a.m.: Kim Possible Movie: So the Drama
11:20 a.m.: Read It and Weep
12:55 p.m.: Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior
2:40 p.m.: Jump In!
4:15 p.m.: Lemonade Mouth
6:15 p.m.: Zapped
8:00 p.m.: High School Musical 2
9:55 p.m.: The Cheetah Girls 2
11:45 p.m.: Zenon the Zequel
1:25 a.m.: Halloweentown II: Kalabar’s Revenge
2:55 a.m.: Twitches Too
4:25 a.m.: Alley Cats Strike!

Saturday, May 28
6:25 a.m.: You Wish!
8:05 a.m.: The Proud Family Movie
9:50 a.m.: Quints
11:25 a.m.: Horse Sense
1:10 p.m.: Cow Belles
2:50 p.m.: Twitches
4:30 p.m.: The Even Stevens Movie
6:15 p.m.: Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie
8:00 p.m.: Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam
9:50 p.m.: Princess Protection Program
11:30 p.m.: The Cheetah Girls: One World
1:05 a.m.: Zenon: Z3
2:40 a.m.: Halloweentown High
4:20 a.m.: The Thirteenth Year

Sunday, May 29
6:00 a.m.: Right on Track
7:45 a.m.: Full-Court Miracle
9:35 a.m.: Eddie’s Million Dollar Cook-Off
11:20 a.m.: Brink!
1:10 p.m.: Double Teamed
2:55 p.m.: Rip Girls
4:35 p.m.: Motocrossed
6:20 p.m.: Cloud 9
8:00 p.m.: Teen Beach 2
9:55 p.m.: Bad Hair Day
11:40 p.m.: How to Build a Better Boy
1:20 a.m.: Pixel Perfect
2:55 a.m.: The Other Me
4:30 a.m.: Genius

Monday, May 30
10:00 a.m.: Stuck in the Suburbs
11:30 a.m.: Halloweentown
1:05 p.m.: Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century
2:55 p.m.: Smart House
4:25 p.m.: High School Musical
6:15 p.m.: Camp Rock
8:00 p.m.: Descendants
10:05 p.m.: Teen Beach Movie
11:55 p.m.: Cadet Kelly
1:50 a.m.: The Cheetah Girls
3:35 a.m.: Johnny Tsunami

Ah yes, what an opportunity to revisit the performances of Hilary Duff, Raven-Symoné, and Scott Baio than with this TV gorge session. What’s that? Wrong Zapped? That does make sense, actually.

Heavy hitters like High School Musical, Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie, and Halloweentown all get their time to shine and there doesn’t appear to be any glaring omissions. Did anything from the Disney Channel Original Movie vault get unfairly snubbed? Sound off in the comments. (Don’t forget, the Lindsay Lohan/Tyra Banks TV movie offering Life-Size was a Wonderful World of Disney film and not officially under the Disney Channel umbrella.)

(Via Mashable)