#MakeAmericaGreatAgain #GOPdebate pic.twitter.com/SNrr9YZmou
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 7, 2015
By most accounts, Thursday evening’s Fox News GOP Debate was a raging success in terms of satisfying the blowhard quota. Those who weren’t interested in politics still showed up to watch this crop of otherwise typical Republican candidates go toupee to toupee with Donald Trump, who couldn’t even commit to running on the GOP ticket.
It didn’t take long for Trump to go full Trump, and any real effort to discuss the issues resulted in a red-faced, pointlessly bragging, front-running candidate. Moderator Megyn Kelly scored most of the reactionary questions, but Chris Wallace didn’t fall down in his duties.
In the end, the GOP’s 10 leading candidates briefly touched upon several hard-hitting subjects. We heard their thoughts on immigration, abortion, the economy, education, and good ol’ Rosie O’Donnell. A lot of stuff went down at the debate, but Trump’s answers overwhelmed Twitter in sheer number of reactions. Not surprisingly, Ivanka Trump wholeheartedly supported her father:
.@realDonaldTrump won tonight's #GOBDebate by a landslide! I couldn't be more proud of him! Not easy!! http://t.co/OSLPZ48ymZ
— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) August 7, 2015
The rest of the celebrities on Twitter felt differently. These are their best reactions:
https://twitter.com/JohnStamos/status/629464061822939136
My daughter, just now: "Can't we watch CUPCAKE WARS?"
Me: "We are, sweetie. We are." #GOPDebate— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 7, 2015
https://twitter.com/JamesGunn/status/629464382628495360
Earned "Jeb?" Eh? #GOPDebate
— Jeffrey Wright 🥜 (@jfreewright) August 7, 2015
Enough with hating on Trump for being misogynist! Get to the part where these 10 guys debate whether Amy Schumer is fuckable. #GOPDebate
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) August 7, 2015
If @realDonaldTrump sends me a check I'm a fabulous party guest. I bring booze, my boob falls out & i pee my pants. #theBisback
— Bethenny Frankel (@Bethenny) August 7, 2015
I wonder what the ratings/interest would be in @liveGOPdebate if @realDonaldTrump wasn't participating?
— Katie Couric (@katiecouric) August 7, 2015
https://twitter.com/zachbraff/status/629429146234585088
https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/629468356282716160
"I yam what I yam" -Popeye•ish RT @CNNPolitics: Trump sums it up for himself at the #GOPDebate http://t.co/6sMmO4NyCk pic.twitter.com/qzznfTlU8U
— Arsenio Hall (@ArsenioHall) August 7, 2015
Last time I heard "stupid" & "idiot" used so liberally in a debate was during a race for the president of my kindergarten class. #GOPDebate
— Jeffrey Wright 🥜 (@jfreewright) August 7, 2015
I think one of these fellas should have worn a sassy tie. #GOPDebate
— Eric Stonestreet (@ericstonestreet) August 7, 2015
😄😍RT @emilynussbaum: I have no TV access to the GOP debate & it's impossible 4me to tell the difference between joke-tweets & real ones
— Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) August 7, 2015
I knew it would start interesting
— Patrick Schwarzenegger (@PSchwarzenegger) August 7, 2015
This #GOPDebate is already 💯
— Kirstie Alley (@kirstiealley) August 7, 2015
https://twitter.com/DamienFahey/status/629478159381958656
https://twitter.com/annawoodyall/status/629461307226484736
https://twitter.com/AnnCurry/status/629466776611368960/photo/1
No one has ever said "Politically correct war" until you just did dude. #GOPDebate
— Lizz "Insufferable Wench" Winstead (@lizzwinstead) August 7, 2015
Amen! RT @atticalocke: I'd like a "culture of life" too, like not getting shot by police. #BlackLivesMatter #GOPDebate
— LeVar Burton (@levarburton) August 7, 2015
I love seeing the #StraightOuttaCompton movie preview during the #GOPDebate!
Will have seen both in the next 24 hours!
— Donnie Wahlberg (@DonnieWahlberg) August 7, 2015
https://twitter.com/DamienFahey/status/629484161472958464
WHY AM I NOT MODERATING THE #GOPDEBATE !!???? I WAS BORN FOR THIS, PEOPLE!!
— Andy Cohen (@Andy) August 7, 2015
https://twitter.com/emmyrossum/status/629471016574521344
https://twitter.com/wilw/status/629489243857924097
Meanwhile, this mysterious tweet from Kim Kardashian shall perplex all of us.
Excited to be meeting our next President tonight!! Maybe she'll take a selfie with me! pic.twitter.com/y0fZtvlmQK
— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) August 7, 2015