Twitter troll Eric Stonestreet turned 44 years old today, but enough about him. Let’s talk about his parents, who yesterday celebrated 50 years of Modern Family winning the Emmy for Outstanding Comedy, er, marriage. To surprise Mom and Dad for their five-decade accomplishment, Stonestreet got the Kansas State University marching band to play for them.
But no, your His and Her Matching Coasters was a great gift for the people who gave you life.
You might remember Stonestreet’s mom from the time KISS’ Gene Simmons was a massive tool to her, and the Modern Family star wrote on Instagram, “I can’t wait to run into you two old ass makeup wearing f*cks and tell you in person; you should have been nicer to my mom.”
That ridiculous sentence is Stonestreet’s present to the world.
