As we near the end of The League on FXX, it’s time we look back and give thanks to the series for all the new words and phrases the show has introduced into our lives. The fantasy football series has given us its own shorthand that many of us in fantasy football leagues employ in our everyday lives. Through nearly seven seasons of The League, we’ve laughed, we’ve cringed, and we have learned. There’s an entire new universe of language in The League, and each new episode brings us another word or phrase that we can add to our lexicon.
This glossary of terms from The League is not comprehensive — there are too many terms to remember — but it should provide a solid base of understanding for anyone who is passionate about fantasy football smack-talk. Urban Dictionary definitions provided, where available.
AIDSvantage — A sympathy advantage derived from having a disease, such AIDS or cancer.
Alan Six — A clever play on the phrase “Anal Sex.”
Anticiperection — When a guy is anticipating getting laid in the very near future, and is so excited about it, the anticipation he’s feeling gives him an erection.
The Brown Note — The brown note is a hypothetical infrasonic frequency that would cause humans to lose control of their bowels due to resonance.
Dick Chicken — A game in which two men who are exposing their penises inch closer and closer until someone their penises touch or someone bails.
Dump Buddies — A friend with whom you can hang out and talk to while you’re doing No. 2.
Eskimo Brother — When two males acknowledge having been intimate with the same female and remain on good terms, the men are now bonded by having shared the same igloo at one time or another.
Fear Boner — When you are so intensely afraid of another individual that you reach a point of sexual arousal.