The above is of course the front of the card. Your valentine opens it up and…
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
That’s right. Valentine’s Day perfection, ladies and gentlemen. It’s been making it’s way around Tumblr (here via here) although I’m uncertain who the original creator (a scholar and a gentleman/gentlewoman) is or how long it’s been in existence. One thing is for sure though: all other pop culture valentines, just stop.