Future lead singer of a happy hour tribute band Guy Fieri appeared on NBC’s Today to defend his restaurant after a particularly scathing review by the New York Times went viral yesterday. I took an iPhone video of the interview (hence the mediocre sound and why you can see pumpkins in the bottom half of the screen), which you can watch above, or just know that Fieri’s response to the take down was: “You’re welcome.” (Via)
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To get all that Guy Fieri bleached out of your mind, here’s Summer Glau kissing Serenity:
(Via)
