We cover the eccentricities of Harrison Ford on a regular basis so I’m going to assume everyone is on the same page and get right to the art of bad joke telling on late night television.
First, you need to be a cinematic icon. Then you need to be buddies enough with David Letterman that he allows you to uncomfortably ramble on for minutes at a time. And finally, your joke-telling cadence and delivery needs to be so peculiar that the house band thinks you’ve hit the punchline when you’re really just halfway through.
Spoiler alert: It doesn’t hurt when you bring it all home with whores and Canada.
