Guardians of the Galaxy is a bigger hit than anyone could’ve imagined, and rightfully so because it was awesome. With that in theaters, Parks & Rec entering a final season and Jurassic World on the way, Chris Pratt couldn’t be hotter. Perhaps if he wore some flame suit and danced around a volcano, the kinda thing they’d gif on Tumblr if he didn’t die tragically.
In this clip, Pratt opens up about his past to DJ Whoo Kid on The Whoolywood Shuffle and how he was spending a lot of time living in a van in Maui, smoking weed, and listening to Eminem and Dr. Dre on repeat. Of course his credibility is questioned and Pratt is forced to do a few verses from Forgot About Dre to quiet the non-believers.
After that things morph into a discussion about black dinosaurs in Jurassic World, some Knight Rider movie aiming to be a huge mistake, and the incredible Bieber/Bloom scuffle that captivated the world. Pratt, being a kind man, offers his condolences to Bieber in perfect fashion:
Awww, how embarrassing, to get punched by Orlando Bloom. Like of all the people you get punched by, it’s Orlando Bloom? Oh no…
Now I guess Orlando Bloom is going to be looking for blood. Luckily Chris Pratt has a team to protect him when that time comes. I’d take Ron Swanson in any fight, any day. I’d also use Jerry as a human shield if things got too heated.
