Parks & Recreation’s Jean-Ralphio Saperstein is an eccentric dude (to say the least). This sometimes means that instead of talking to you he sings what he’s feeling — but it’s okay because he’s got pipes. And whatever he’s spouting off is usually comedy gold, e.g. how he “got hit by a Lexus” or how his sister Mona-Lisa is “the worst person in the world.” So here’s my pitch, a Tom Haverford, Jean-Ralphio album Flush with Cash featuring Ginuwine and R. Kelly. With a follow up Broadway musical entitled Eating Dolphins and Hanging Out with Lady-Singers about the trials and tribulations of young Pawnee entrepreneurs, because Broadway is dope.
Until then, in honor of Ben Schwartz’s birthday today, may I present Jean-Ralphio’s Greatest Hits album. I hope you brought a change of clothes because your eyes are about to piss tears.
1. “Technically I’m homeless”
2. “The Boss Rap”
3. “Open Minded as Hell”
4. “The Dopest Little Shorty in All Pawnee”
5. “I Got Run Over By a Lexus”
6. “That Was Hilarious feat. Mona-Lisa Sapperstein”
7. “Swanson Got Swagger”
8. “Flush with Cash”
9. “The Worst Person in the World”
10. Flush with Cash — The Extended Remix
