This weekend, as millions of people on the East Coast rushed to the grocery store to get the last remaining cans of creamed eels and wadded beef on the shelves, most of the “Jersey Shore” cast was boarding a private jet to fly to the Video Music Awards in California. From Us Weekly this weekend:
As Hurricane Irene threatens to destroy the East Coast, an insider tells Us Weekly that Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Vinny Guadagnino, Deena Nicole Cortese and Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola boarded a private jet Saturday morning in Teterboro, New Jersey.
Well isn’t that just dandy. I spend all weekend washing down hurricane chow with corn nog, and these retards get a free ride in a private jet so they can get tarted up like Las Vegas drag queens and walk on a red carpet. Honestly, if I couldn’t take solace in these “Simpsons” references, I just don’t think I could tolerate such an injustice.
(“Simpsons” screencaps via; more “Jersey Shore” VMA pics here.)
