Nope. Ain’t no way, ain’t no how. Our beloved Kai wouldn’t do this to us, would he? Would he…?
Authorities in Union County have issued an arrest warrant for internet celebrity “Kai the hatchet wielding hitchhiker” in the murder of Joseph Galfy, Jr. in Clark, New Jersey.
The victim, Joseph Galfy, was found inside his home on Starlite Drive on May 13, 2013 after officers received a call to check on his well-being. An autopsy performed the following day determined that Galfy died as a result of blunt force trauma, said Union County Prosecutor Theodore J. Romankow.
Based on the investigation, authorities know that McGillvary has his hair to alter his appearance. (Via)
Didn’t happen. I refuse to believe that Kai, a homeless man who wields a hatchet and goes by four different names and has a penchant for yelling SMASH, would do something like this. Something here smells worse than, well, Kai.
