Will Arnett has officially filed for divorce from Amy Poehler, crushing any and all lingering hope that the once power comedy couple might somehow reconcile and get back together and live happily ever after, because — COME ON, I wasn’t the only one secretly wishing that, was I? The petition comes over 18 months following the pair’s separation back in September of 2012 after nine years of marriage. Arnett is seeking joint custody of their two sons, five-year-old Archie and three-year-old Abel. (Archie and Abel? Seriously the cutest names GET BACK TOGETHER, BOTH OF YOU.)
I guess we’re all going to finally have to come to terms with the fact that Amy Poehler and Nick Kroll are really a thing. Can’t say the woman doesn’t have a type.