The Obvious Choice: Married (FX, 10:30 p.m.) — Lina tries to warn Russ that his mother is looking to be a more… permanent guest in their home, while he’s too busy trying to light his retinas on fire after finding out that his mother’s been sexting a man she met on the Internet.
Review (Comedy Central, 10 p.m.) — Forrest gives the paranormal a shot when he reviews haunted houses and reconnects with an old flame as he tries fishing. Or is it catfishing? They’re the same thing, right?
Documentary Now (IFC, 10 p.m.) — The new mockumentary series from the hilariously twisted minds of Bill Hader, Fred Armisen and Seth Meyers takes on HBO’s Vice, this week.
Beauty and the Beast (The CW, 8 p.m.) — Cat digs deeper into the Ellingsworth family history (she should probably sign up for Ancestry.com), while J.T. has to consider the value in saving himself, given that his plan would require Liam’s assistance.
Little League World Series (ESPN, 8:00 p.m.) — Texas vs. California in an elimination game. Winners advance to play Pennsylvania in the U.S. final over the weekend. Losers still get a free hot dog afterward, though. So, really, everyone wins.
Mistresses (ABC, 9:00 p.m.) — The Karen-Vivian-Alec triangle becomes more Karen-Vivian… and Alec as the women confide in each other while Alec accepts an award. Still in prison, Joss considers taking a plea deal when her lawyer tells her she faces 20-to-life if she’s convicted of shooting Luca.
Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (FX, 10:00 p.m.) — Gigi learns a few of Johnny’s mom’s least favorite things … and how Mary Poppins ruined Johnny’s childhood.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Conan’s episode is called “Scrapisode 2,” and it’s basically a gag reel from rehearsal performances; Pierce Brosnan, Rami Malek and Lamb of God on Kimmel.
