‘Scientifically Accurate CatDog’ Might Be The Thing That Actually Ruins Your Childhood

The phrase “ruined my childhood” gets thrown around a lot these days, but “Scientifically Accurate CatDog” ruined my sad, sad childhood. For the unaware, CatDog was an animated show that aired for four seasons on Nickelodeon. It was about a half-cat, half-dog hybrid that lived with a dirtbag mouse. How did such a creature enter the wild? All the theme song says is, “One fine day with a woof and a purr/A baby was born and it caused a little stir,” which doesn’t explain anything. Luckily (?), here comes Animation Domination High-Def with an answer.

Basically, humans are awful, and we should be put down like all the CatDogs that came prior to this CatDog. But before that, can someone please step on that talking mouse Winslow?