A Scrubs musical? Yes, and thank you. It would be kind of perfect, wouldn’t it, given how many brilliant musical moments there were in the series (“Steak Night,” “Guy Love,” the air band segments, the Turk Dance), and it may be coming to Broadway, according to Bill Lawrence on Twitter (He followed that tweet up with, “Not joking — going for it”). I don’t know if it would work without the original cast, however, but whatever. It gives me a chance to show the “More than a Feeling” clip from Scrubs after the links. It’s the way every Friday should begin.
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Photoshop’s New Chinese Food Tool — (College Humor)
15 Famous People With The Highest IQs — (Unreality)
Jerry Jones Negotiates with Taco on ‘The League,’ and It Is Predictably Absurd — (Brobible)
Paper-Cut Action Silhouettes — (High Definite)
