It’s not often you get to tell the “greatest dick joke in TV history” in front of a bunch of literal rocket scientists, but when you do, it won’t end well. On Sunday night, Silicon Valley stars Kumail Nanjiani and Martin Starr presented an award at the NASA Ames Research Center, for some reason. Nanjiani pointed out the sheer ridiculousness of this, joking, “You guys are mapping the world around us and the world inside us, solving mysteries that have plagued us since the dawn of consciousness. Our biggest accomplishment is a joke about how fast we could masturbate every guy in an auditorium.”
And what a joke it was. We did an entire oral (phrasing) history on it. Meanwhile, those eggheads at NASA barely saved Matt Damon. No wonder Nanjiani and Starr felt inspired to tell it live. They got as far as agreeing which side of the room each of them would jerk off — “a complete two seconds of hesitant silence later,” according to Vulture, they “ended the bit.”
“Ah, you called our bluff! Hey, remember when we told a room of scientists that we would masturbate them?” said Nanjiani. “Yeah, I do, it just happened,” said Starr, before introducing the next winner, an optogenetics researcher. (Via)
These guys, they f*ck(ed up).
(Via Vulture)
