Donald Trump has said some crazy things on Twitter — on Saturday alone, he screamed, “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” and later added, “Bad people are very happy!” (no kidding) — but he’ll never be able to outdo his bizarre obsession with Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson in 2012. That’s right, the president of the United States of America had a weird infatuation with the stars of Twilight, and he shared his thoughts on their break-up to millions.
One tweet went, “Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again–just watch. He can do much better!” Another: “Lots of response to my Pattinson/Kristen Stewart reunion. She will cheat again–100 certain–am I ever wrong?” And another: “Robert I’m getting a lot of heat for saying you should dump Kristen- but I’m right. If you saw the Miss Universe girls you would reconsider.” And my personal favorite: “Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.” These are all real (too real), and Stewart brought them up during her SNL monologue.
There’s even a well-timed “f*cking,” because seriously, what the f*ck. It’s comforting to see that no one cares about someone saying “a bad word” on live television, though.
https://twitter.com/carolineframke/status/828102586590900224
If anyone is outraged because Kristen Stewart said "fuck" on SNL can we remind them what the current president has said about women?
— Amy Plitt (@plitter) February 5, 2017
https://twitter.com/SkipBrooksVI/status/828104550657748993
Kristen Stewart joins Paul Schaffer, Charles Rocket, Norm MacDonald, and Jenny Slate in the group of people who've said "fuck" on #SNL
— ADAM (Time Lord Soundwave)🇨🇦🇺🇦 (@TLSoundwave) February 5, 2017
Kristen Stewart just said fuck on @nbcsnl Whoops. I find it much less offensive than the word Bannon, which was said like 10 times.
— Deena Nyer Mendlowitz (@deenatypedthis) February 5, 2017
I will have so much respect for Kristen Stewart if she just goes for broke and says "fuck" in every sketch tonight. #SNL
— Luke Swisher (@lukeswisher) February 5, 2017