For years, I’ve been afraid to share my true opinion of Beyoncé, who EVERYONE KNOWS IS THE QUEEN OF ALL MUSIC FOREVER AND EVER AMEN. Phew, I think that got THEM off my scent for a bit. Who is “them”? SNL‘s The Beygency, of course, and they’re coming after Beyoncé haters like…excuse me for a second, there’s someone knocking at my door. Hello?
I WAS KIDDING. LONG LIVE THE…not me.