Some show called “Eureka” has been canceled, according to a report from EW. The show, supposedly about characters with clothes, some of whom may have had a large gun or were possibly pregnant at one point, allegedly aired on Syfy for five seasons, and last week the cable network ordered six episodes of a sixth season. However, Syfy changed its mind and made a statement canceling the show outright:
After painstaking consideration, we have had to make the difficult business decision to not order a season six of Eureka. But Eureka is not over yet. There is a new holiday episode this December and 12 stellar episodes set to debut next year, marking its fifth season and six memorable years on Syfy. The 2012 episodes are some of the best we’ve seen, and will bring this great series to a satisfying end.
“This is devastating news,” said a theoretical person who watched this show, assuming its existence is not a giant hoax.