It’s hard to believe Supernatural is on its 10th season already — even harder considering that the series should have quit after season five, which would have wrapped up a perfect, planned five-season story. I’m not even going to go into all the reasons why it sucks now because Bea Kaye already did that a couple of months ago while discussing that horribly ill-conceived spin-off that got axed, but let’s just say things are bad. Really bad. When the series last left off, Dean died, AGAIN, and Crowley brought him back as a demon. Even though the series spent nine seasons establishing that people can’t be demons, but human bodies are simply vessels for demons to inhabit. BUT WHATEVER, DEAN IS A DEMON NOW. As such, The CW made a gigantic, Robin Thicke-esque mistake in an attempt to engage fans via Twitter in a now-deleted #AskSupernatural hashtag, to submit questions for the Supernatural panel at the upcoming San Diego Comic Con. Case in point: Even this guy is mad even though his Twitter handle combines the series name plus an actor’s real name with a creepy profile photo of two hetero characters in a heart together. This is how you know sh*t is bad:
#AskSupernatural Any show recs for new shows to watch, since I won’t bother with this one anymore? — Supermishamiga (@supermishamiga) July 15, 2014
OK, CLEARLY I’m missing some subtext, here.
#AskSupernatural when is dean going to admit he’s a homosexual and stop sleeping with random woman to prove his masculinity — logan howlett lauren (@STlLINSKl) July 15, 2014
#AskSupernatural How is it that Dean and Cas’s female hookups are considered more valid/newsworthy than their SIX YEAR RELATIONSHIP?? — Katie_D (@Katie_D4) July 15, 2014
MT @ray_venclaw #AskSupernatural is it sad for you that the only resonant romantic relationship on the show is one you didn’t mean to write? — EmoWuss (@Destiheller) July 15, 2014
OK, this one made me LOL:
#asksupernatural when do I get my own spin off — sam’s hair (@sammys_hair) July 15, 2014
Some other general complaints:
#AskSupernatural when will we get something other than “one bro has issues, other wastes season trying to save him, Cas in angel wars” — Gadreel (@_gadreel) July 15, 2014
#AskSupernatural Can you define “diversity”? Do you plan on ever including it in your show? — Wonk (@wonkily) July 15, 2014
#AskSupernatural will our new reoccurring female character get a nonromantic story arc? — Mischievous Mouse (@Waterunleashed) July 15, 2014
#AskSupernatural when will you start treating Cas and the other recurring characters as something more that a plot device ? — bilrac obama (@bilrac) July 15, 2014
#askSupernatural why do you insist on writing misoginistic crap when your audience is in its majority female? — Angie Suárez (@Angie_S_G) July 15, 2014
In a nutshell…
#AskSupernatural How much do you regret this hashtag now? — Emma Scully (@xceteras) July 15, 2014