“You… are not safe.” Rick Grimes is as bad at parenting as he is at swearing, but he’s got a point: in the world of The Walking Dead, you’re either the guy who’s eating the pudding, or you’re the one who’s being eaten. (“The Zombie Chow and the Pudding” is my favorite parable.) If only he had told Glenn the same thing, because based on a new trailer, it looks like he might not make it out of season five alive.
WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT THE WALKING DEAD WANTS US TO THINK. I bet Glenn is saved by Maggie at the last second. Meanwhile, CORAL gets run over by a zombie elephant. The end.