Aziz Ansari’s new book, Modern Romance: An Investigation, is a look at the journey we all take with love at some point in life. He stops by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon for a bit of promotion, but ends up looking at some unfortunate romantic texts in the process. And boy, they’re pretty damn terrible.
Ansari has covered this before, but it would seem that some examples are needed. There are some that resemble the worst things I’ve written for public consumption, one that represents the lamest romantic text I’ve laid eyes on, and a harsh truth about drinking and texting. It’s pretty spot-on and funny.