04.15.09 10 years ago 4 Comments

From the world’s leading exporter of Awesome and Terrifying:  Behold, the Asahi beer robot.  Oh, no!  What if they become self-aware and cut me off?!?! [College Humor, video after the jump]

Where the white women at?  Right here. The 11 hottest Fox News anchors.  I haven’t felt this way since the first time I watched Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.  Elsa was one hot Nazi.  [NextRound.net]

Great, I’d almost forgotten about the ALF paintings: Remember the Idiot Box art show?  This is video of that weirdness, plus Dennis Haskins talking about the “Saved by the Bell” reunion. [Attack of the Blog!]

Blagojevich! NBC is actively recruiting deposed Illinois governor (and brilliantly delusional political heel) Rod Blagojevich for its version of the U.K. hit “I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here.”  It depends on whether Blago can get his travel restrictions relaxed so he can go to Costa Rica to film the show.  I’ve got an idea: just deport him. [The Live Feed]

Yes, because they haven’t gotten enough attention: Li’l Kim talks about her near-wardrobe malfunction on “Dancing with the Stars.”  “Well, you see, I’ve got huge fake tits, and I try to conceal them as little as possible.” (quote may be fabricated) [Fancast]

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