04.22.09 9 years ago 3 Comments

The hats add a subtle touch of dread, I think: From the creators of Charlie the Unicorn comes Llamas with Hats.  It’s funny because llamas are real pricks.  [I Am Bored]

PWN3D: Judge James Zagel rejected Rod Blagojevich’s request to loosen the restrictions of his bail to go to Costa Rica for NBC’s “I’m a Celebrity…”  Quoth Zagel: “I don’t think this defendant in all honesty … fully understands the position he finds himself in.”  He then added, “Get a haircut, douchebag.” [Sun-Times]

Hey, but she knows how to put on eye makeup! Lauren Conrad hired an acting coach for her guest stint on an upcoming “Family Guy” episode.  According to Conrad, her lines contained “a lot of facts and a lot of big words.”  And she had to, like, read them and stuff.  Hardest she’s ever worked. [WaPo]

**closes eyes, rubs temples** Paula Abdul actually thinks the void of incoherence she creates is irreplaceable.  [Us]

Aw, you hate to see that: Kelly Bensimon’s fake boobs seem to wander around her chest.  They just come and go as they please, apparently. [B-Side Blog via BWE]

It’s a wet pussy: A child pulls a cat into a bathtub.  Proof that I’ll laugh at 98% of cat-related videos. [College Humor]

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