Last week, Broad City‘s Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer pretty much nailed some “micro-impressions” on the Late Show with David Letterman. If that wasn’t enough to satisfy you, they played a game of “Would You Rather” backstage on The Tonight Show — and let’s just say it was anything but standard.
Much of the hilarity stemmed from the bizarre fan-submitted prompts, but Jacobson and Glazer’s responses — sometimes ridiculously justified, but always supplemented with random tangents — sealed the deal. Below are just a few of the oddball questions:
- “Would you rather have fish sticks for fingers, or mozzarella sticks for toes (you could eat both and they would grow back)?”
- “Would you have no belly button, or no eyebrows?” (A real and serious thing that people apparently actually consider.)
- “Would you rather lick the whole floor of a subway car, or have a cold every day for the rest of your life?”
Their relationship with subways is interesting, to say the least.
