Wicked City (ABC, 10 p.m.) – It might be because this show opens with a guy beheading a girl who’s giving him a blow job, or it might be because every other review has said it’s awful, either way, I’m not interested.
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (CBS, 11:30 p.m.) – Hillary Clinton stops by The Late Show tonight to hopefully do some more Donald Trump impressions and remind us of how she used that Benghazi hearing to plug her new book.
World Series: Game 1: Mets at Royals (Fox, 8 p.m.) – The Mets head to Kansas City to take on the Royals in Game 1 (and they might actually win).
NCIS (CBS, 8 p.m.) – McGee and Delilah are having roommate issues while the rest of the team investigates the murder of a petty officer.
The Flash (CW, 8 p.m.) – Barry and Patty grow closer as the team searches for another Firestorm match for Dr. Stein.
The Muppets (ABC, 8 p.m.) – The feud between Miss Piggy and Reese Witherspoon intensifies as both blondes volunteer for Habitat for Humanity. One reason I like this show? It gives me an excuse to write episode descriptions like this one.
Fresh Off the Boat (ABC, 8:30 p.m.) – As Louis preps the entire block for Halloween, Jessica tries to protect her investment property from pranksters.
Ink Master (Spike, 9 p.m.) – A handful of people harboring a troubling obsession with Halloween get inked.
NBA: Cavaliers at Bulls (TNT, 8 p.m.) – The NBA season tips off with this huge marquee match-up between megastar and Cleveland’s native son LeBron James and Chicago’s own Derrick Rose.
Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (ABC, 9 p.m.) – Simmons recounts her Matt Damon experience on the unknown planet the monolith sent her to after being rescued by the team.
NCIS: New Orleans (CBS, 9 p.m.) – Another petty officer is dead, this time from an apparent drug overdose.
The Voice (NBC, 9 p.m.) – The knockout rounds continue, and Rihanna is sticking around to give other average Joes some much-needed makeovers.
iZombie (CW, 9 p.m.) – Liv snacks on the grey matter of a country singing waitress as Major continues his downward spiral.
Chicago Fire (NBC, 10 p.m.) – Boden’s still in the hot seat even after the team discovers new evidence that may exonerate him, while Brett and Chili find themselves in a dangerous situation.
Limitless (CBS, 10 p.m.) – Brian learns what every experienced junkie already knows when his physical and mental state begin to deteriorate after his body starts building a tolerance to the super drug he’s been taking. Problem is, his dealer’s also onto this, so he’s obviously upping the price for the next dose. I mean, the guy’s got to make a living.
Tosh.0 (Comedy Central, 10 p.m.) – In which Tosh auctions off some memorabilia and launches his own line of raunchy Halloween costumes.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Julie Bowen and Carrie Underwood on Kimmel; Drew Barrymore and Stephen Moyer on Fallon; Hilary Clinton on Colbert; Blake Shelton on Meyers; Rebecca Romijn on Corden; and Kate Bosworth on Conan. The Daily Show with Trevor Noah is a repeat.
