Switched at Birth (ABC Family, 8 p.m.) — Hey, maybe this Switched at Birth thing will catch on, and more shows will do entire episodes in sign language or go completely silent altogether. Looking at you, 2 Broke Girls.
Bones (Fox, 8 p.m.) — “Brennan and Booth try to decide where to take their vacation.” Yeah, sounds about right for a procedural in its eighth season.
Continuum (SyFy, 8 p.m.) — “Kiera and Carlos investigate a video game company that is the only tie between two murder-suicides.” I bet the cause of the violence was frustration due to every level of Battletoads. F*ck that game.
Alaska State Troopers (NatGeo, 9 p.m.) — I wonder if the “pot” in the “too much pot” episode description is a typo, and it’s supposed to say “too much Pol Pot.” Now THERE’S a show I’d watch — police officers in Alaska going back in time to track down and murder the Cambodian communist.
R U Faster Than a Redneck (Speed, 9 p.m.) — I dunno. They look pretty fast.
Deception (NBC, 10 p.m.) — Tonight’s episode title: “Good Luck with Your Death.” Same to you, Deception.
Breaking Bad (Sundance, 11 p.m.) — Starting tonight Sundance Channel will air every Breaking Bad episode through the first four seasons, showing two episodes every Monday night.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Ben Hoffman and P Diddy on Kimmel; Katheryn Winnick and Jeffrey Dean Morgan on Ferguson; Jane Lynch on Conan; Paul Rudd on Stewart; and Kirk Bloodsworth on Colbert.
