The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien (NBC) — The first night that I’ve really looked forward to watching TV since Conan left “Late Night” in February… and I have no cable or Internet in my new apartment. Awesome. Perfect end to a perfect day. Guests: Will Ferrell, Pearl Jam. Hey, remember that time Jay Leno starred in the White Stripes’ video for “The Denial Twist”? No? That’s because awesome bands don’t do videos with lame-ass late-night tools.
The Bachelorette (ABC) — C’monnnnnnn, foot fetish guy!
Million Dollar Password (CBS) — Good news: Norm McDonald is on. Bad news: so is Jamie Kennedy.
I’m a Celebrity… Shoot Me in the Face! (NBC) — Okay, so maybe it’s not worth hate-watching, but tell me you don’t like that teaser clip where the guy presses the “bees” button and Sanjaya gets attacked by bees.
Woman with Giant Legs (Discovery Health) — Oh my God. This can only be this. Why? Why would you watch that?
Obsessed (A&E) — Forget “I’m a Celebrity,” THIS is compelling reality television. Even without the fibroid juice.