The Obvious Choice: Craig Ferguson: Just Being Honest (Epix, 10 p.m.) — The former late night host name drops rock gods Mick Jagger and Kenny G while covering the three major food groups (sex, drugs and rock & roll) in his latest stand-up special, shot live at New York City’s Town Hall.
Married (FX, 10:30 p.m.) — As if a show called Married wasn’t morbid enough, Lina and Russ try to figure out who will inherit their kids if they both die.
Review (Comedy Central, 10 p.m.) — Get ready to see what it looks like when Forrest MacNeil imagines a room full of people in their skivvies because he’s trying his hand at public speaking.
Football Night in America (NBC, 7:30 p.m.) — Actual American professional football that counts toward the regular season standings kicks off when Tom Brady’s courtroom sketch comes to life to lead the Patriots against Ben Roethlisberger and the Pittsburgh Steelers. Your fantasy team is already screwed.
Documentary Now (IFC, 10 p.m.) — Hope you all listened to Serial and watched The Jinx like you were supposed to, because Fred Armisen and co. are spoofing true crime docs tonight.
Beauty & The Beast (The CW, 8 p.m.) — Cat and Vincent will have to redefine their definition of the term “couple” if they hope to find a means of conquering Liam, and stop him from outing Vincent as a beast in the season three finale.
Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (FX, 10 p.m.) — Gigi gets a massive record deal, but this is 2015 and making music with instruments isn’t cool anymore… which is why Bam and Rehab bail on the band to become DJs. Did the bass drop during that last sentence? It was supposed to…
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Vice President Joe Biden, Travis Kalanick and Toby Keith on Colbert; Jeremy Renner and Alison Brie on Corden; Andy Samberg and Carrie Underwood on Fallon; Johnny Depp, Kathryn Hahn and MuteMath on Kimmel; Neil Patrick Harris, NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio and Panic! at the Disco on Meyers.
