Justified (FX, 10:00 p.m.) – We’re past the halfway point now, and maybe it’s just me, but it feels like the show’s playing some sick game of Russian roulette with each remaining episode. I know more people are going to die, I just want to know who already! A good case could be made for Avery’s henchman Ty Walker, who has a run in with Boyd and Ava tonight. Then again, Raylan looks to be making a deal with Markham and that can’t end well.
Fresh Off the Boat (ABC, 8:00 p.m.) – Louis deals with deserters at the restaurant, and Eddie finally adds a new member to his crew. Spoiler: It’s Bert from Trophy Wife, and he can seriously rock a scarf.
Magic Mike (E!, 8:00 p.m.) – Handyman by day, break dancing male stripper by night. The movie inspired by Channing Tatum’s brief yet inescapable career as an erotic dancer features plenty of ass-less chaps, crotch-grabs, pelvic thrusting, Matthew McConaughey as a sleaze-ball who favors crop tops and possibly the most memorable scene in the history of film, Joe Manganiello using a penis pump. Enjoy.
NCIS (CBS, 8:00 p.m.) – DiNozzo’s dad helps the team solve a murder linked to a fake painting by using his black market contacts in the art world. So, if you had any illusions that your dad was cool before, those should be gone now.
The Voice (NBC, 8:00 p.m.) – The battle rounds continue. Meghan Trainor might cry again, Christina Aguilera might flirt with some more underage contestants and, hopefully, the show comes to its senses and lets Lionel Richie give us an hour-long televised concert instead of forcing us to sit through another cycle of generic cover songs.
Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (ABC, 9:00 p.m.) – There’s nothing worse than trekking out of the ocean in leather pants with no memory of who you are only to be hit on by some guy who doesn’t even understand the concept of s’mores. When Lady Sif returns a little less Lady Sif, the team must find out what happened to her.
The Mindy Project (Fox, 9:30 p.m.) – You know things are bad when your confession causes a priest to kick the bucket. While Danny scrambles to find a new ordained therapist, Jeremy tries to convince his co-workers to come to his show.
Chicago Fire (NBC, 10:00 p.m.) – Brett and Dawson go out for a night on the town, Severide helps an old friend get a job at the station, and Mouch prepares to meet the baby he donated.
Gangland Undercover (HIST, 10:00 p.m.) – Falco is a full-patched member of the biker gang, but after a run to Reno gets him in trouble, he loses the trust of his closest ally and his girlfriend.
Tosh.0 (Comedy Central, 10:00 p.m.) – In which a critic gets critiqued, and Tosh solves America’s race problem.
Kroll Show (Comedy Central, 10:30 p.m.) – Bobby Bottleservice tries to mend his broken heart, and Ruth Diamond Phillips has a crush on a client.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Jennifer Lopez, Keith Urban and Harry Connick, Jr. on Kimmel; Patricia Arquette and Keith Olbermann on Letterman; Fallon, Meyers, Conan and The Late Late Show are reruns.
