Drunk History (Comedy Central, 10:30 p.m.) — Jenny Slate hosts tonight’s episode which has Patton Oswalt riding a hog and Bob Odenkirk doing … well who really cares. It’s going to be a great episode. An anti-disco riot erupts in Chicago; a vaudeville act from Iowa is roundly panned by audiences and critics; an actors’ rivalry turns violent.
Shut Eye (Hulu) — Jeffrey Donovan — you know, that guy from Burn Notice — is starring in this new, original drama from Hulu that takes a look at the underbelly of psychic storefronts. Donovan plays a con artist who, along with his wife, is trying to make more than a living off their chain of fortune-telling parlors.
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (Fox, 8:00 p.m.) — Rosa and Boyle pay a visit to a foot massage parlor while on night shift; things get heated between Terry and Gina when he demands she get rid of her space heater as part of his new eco-friendly plan for the station; and Jake and Holt help Captain C.J. with a tough case.
NCIS (CBS, 8:00 p.m.) — A congresswoman receives a series of increasingly violent threats, prompting the team to investigate and Director Vance to oversee her temporary protection detail.
The Flash (CW, 8:00 p.m.) — Cisco faces his first Christmas without his brother while Barry struggles with how to defeat Savitar. The speedster decides to go to Earth-3 to ask Jay Garrett for advice before discovering that Wally has been training with H.R. to help in the fight against the bad guy.
The Middle (ABC, 8:00 p.m.) — Frankie goes on a road trip to God knows where with Rita Glossner as Sue pleads with Axl to end his estrangement from the family.
The Voice (NBC, 8:00 p.m.) — The results of the semi-final round are here. Get ready to say goodbye to another hopeful.
WWE SmackDown (USA, 8:00 p.m.) — We deal with the aftermath of Tables, Ladders & Chairs, which included AJ Styles vs. Dean Ambrose for the WWE Championship.
American Housewife (ABC, 8:30 p.m.) — The Westport Cotillion is coming up and in order to impress a girl at school, Oliver decides to take lessons in dancing and manners. He also decides to keep said lessons a secret in case his nosy mom decides to intervene.
New Girl (Fox, 8:30 p.m.) — This whole Jess and Robby thing is still going strong. Is it weird that they’re dating considering Jess lives with Cece (who’s married to Schmidt but used to date Robby)? Sure. But at least she’s not pining over Nick anymore. The pair try to make their casual relationship work while Nick helps Schmidt earn the respect of a tough housing contractor.
Bull (CBS, 9:00 p.m.) — Bull takes on his toughest client yet: his ex-wife. When his former flame goes to court for a wrongful death suit, she rents out Bull’s services but unresolved issues from their marriage quickly cause problems.
Fresh Off the Boat (ABC, 9:00 p.m.) — Jessica is called in for jury duty and Eddie tries to keep the spark alive in his relationship with Alison by taking her to see a modern remake of “Romeo and Juliet.”
Good Behavior (TNT, 9:00 p.m.) — Christian pursues Letty as she hooks back up with Javier to escape the fallout of her homecoming. Meanwhile, Javier goes to his sister for help decoding those mysterious phone calls he’s been receiving.
Teen Wolf (MTV, 9:00 p.m.) — The Ghost Riders are still after the lacrosse team so Scott and Liam work together to protect their fellow students and Lydia uncovers more clues about Stiles’ disappearance.
This Is Us (NBC, 9:00 p.m.) — In the past, Kate comes down with a case of appendicitis and, while at the hospital, the family discovers Dr. K alone on Christmas Eve. In the present, Kevin celebrates Hanukkah with Olivia; Kate decides to follow through with her surgery; and a familiar face from William’s past resurfaces.
Scream Queens (Fox, 9:00 p.m.) — Chamberlain and Zayday research the origins of the Green Meanie killer; Brock reconsiders his relationship with Chanel; and a person from Dean Munsch’s past checks into the Institute with a plan to win her back.
The Real O’Neals (ABC, 9:30 p.m.) — Eileen nurses Pat back to health after he injures his back and Kenny tries his hand at wrestling (with some surprisingly good results) but faces conflict when an opponent refuses to fight him.
Chicago Fire (NBC, 10:00 p.m.) — Casey and Dawson face another set back in their adoption of Louie and Otis convinces Herrmann to throw a bash in honor of Molly’s 100th anniversary.
Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (ABC, 10:00 p.m.) — The mid-season finale sees the S.H.I.E.L.D. team working with Ghost Rider to save the city of Los Angeles from a catastrophic event.
NCIS: New Orleans (CBS, 10:00 p.m.) — Pride takes temporary custody of a victim’s nephew who witnessed the murder of his aunt, a petty officer and member of the U.S. Navy Band.
Shooter (USA, 10:00 p.m.) — Nadine investigates a Ukranian connection to the shooting as Bob Lee moves forward with his plans and Isaac ties up loose ends.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS
Jimmy Kimmel Live!: Ryan Seacrest, Zoey Deutch, James Vincent McMorrow
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Chris Pratt, Katie Holmes, John Mayer
The Late Show With Stephen Colbert: Vice President Joe Biden, DJ Khaled
Late Night With Seth Meyers: Shaquille O’Neal, Abbi Jacobson, Miranda Lambert, Abe Cunningham
The Late Late Show With James Corden: Billy Crystal, Taron Egerton, CRX
The Daily Show With Trevor Noah: John Legend
Conan: Molly Shannon, Joe Buck, Dinosaur Jr.
