America’s Got Talent (NBC) — Eight of last night’s 12 acts get sent home. My guess is that Team iLuminate here makes it through to the next round. [via BuzzFeed]
So You Think You Can Dance (Fox) — The final six dancers perform for guest judges Christina Applegate and Lil’ C. I have no idea who Lil’ C is. Is Lil’ C a man or a woman? A rapper, maybe? And at what point did we decide to ignore the correct conjunction li’l? I am not a crackpot.
Franklin & Bash (TNT) — Season finale. Sad times, bro. But at least we got one more recap from Danger Guerrero coming tomorrow.
Scream If You Know the Answer (Travel) — Series premiere. Contestants on this game show answer questions while on a roller coaster. I’m 100% sure I’ve seen video of thisbefore — either from a foreign version of the show, or possibly on a late-night segment — but it’s been a long day and I don’t feel like looking it up.
How Sharks Hunt (Discovery) — Somehow, this is an hour-long program. Does it really take an hour to say, “They smell blood and swim really fast and nothing can stop them”?
Deadliest Warrior (Spike) — U.S. Army Rangers versus North Korean special ops. Puh-leaze. I enjoy denigrating the Army as much as the next Marine, but if North Korea doesn’t have enough food or electricity to be a first-world country, I hardly think their spec ops can compete with our semi-elite.
