The Flash (CW, 8:00 p.m.) – The best thing about The Flash is that it doesn’t hold back. While Oliver Queen works on getting his sh*t together and we wait for Batman to grow up on Gotham, The Red Streak has given us time travel, worthy villains and psychic gorillas… all of the crazy, sometimes campy things we crave from our favorite comic book superheroes. Tonight’s season finale pits Barry against Dr. Wells in a race to save Barry’s mom and prevent a certain kind of future from ever happening.
The Voice (NBC, 8:00/9:00 p.m.) – Things have gotten so bad on the Peacock network that they’ve now resorted to airing recap specials of the final performances on their reality singing competition. If you can make it through this hour-long snoozefest, you’ll be treated to yet another hour of drawn out results where we’ll finally learn who wins this season of the show before that person is then promptly swept back into obscurity.
Dancing with the Stars (ABC, 9:00 p.m.) – A reality dancing competition has its 20th season finale, and all I know is that I wouldn’t want to be the judge who didn’t vote for Bruce Willis’ kid.
The Bachelorette (ABC, 8:00 p.m.) – Part two of the two-night premiere sees the two bachelorettes’ fates decided by a bunch of men who order Fireballs on the rocks and say things like “I’m so horned up” and “Why am I not raping you right now?” Such class.
iZombie (CW, 9:00 p.m.) – Major thinks he’s going crazy, and Liv has a new caffeine addiction, thanks to her latest meal… a murdered journalist who was working on a story that linked psychotic episodes to people who consumed energy drinks on the reg. Red Bull gives you wings. It also may give you schizophrenia.
Tosh.0 (Comedy Central, 10:00 p.m.) – In which Tosh learns sex tips from an internet sensation and meets a baby.
Inside Amy Schumer (Comedy Central, 10:30 p.m.) – This season we’ve been treated to some pretty great sketches on Inside Amy Schumer. From a Friday Night Lights rape sketch to celebrating Julia Louis-Dreyfus’ Last F*ckable Day and the brilliant 12 Angry Men skit, Amy’s given us some true gems in the last five episodes. Tonight, she gives us her “dream sketch,” in which she plays a “Little Miss Hot as Balls” pageant contestant suffering with Fetal Red Bull syndrome, a condition which means she ages at five times the normal rate of all the other toddlers in tiaras. Whatever you’re expecting from this episode will probably happen.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Bill Murray and Bob Dylan on Letterman; Jamie Foxx on Fallon; George Clooney on Kimmel; Lisa Kudrow and Zach Woods on Corden; Eric Stonestreet on Meyers; and Brittany Snow on Conan.
