Derek (Netflix) — All seven episodes of Ricky Gervais’s magical mentally challenged comedy drama…thing that isn’t what you think it is, unless you think it’s great, at least according to Gervais, is here. Anyone watch yet?
CBS Fall Preview (CBS, 8:30 p.m.) — Make fun of CBS’s newest slate of broad comedies before everyone does it.
Burn Notice (USA, 9 p.m.) — Series finale. Related: important Meghan Markle from Suits GIFs.
Childrens Hospital (Adult Swim, 12 a.m.) — Spoiler alert: Owen gets a perm, which is also the name of the episode. The Red Wedding, it ain’t.
NTSF: SD: SUV:: (Adult Swim, 12:15 a.m.) — Brett Gelman squares off against Robert Forrester, which, yes.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Alec Baldwin and Toni Collette on Letterman; Hugh Jackman and Aisha Tyler on Leno; Jake Gyllenhaal and Dianna Agron on Kimmel; Adam Goldberg and Jennifer Carpenter on Ferguson; Robert De Niro, Amy Sedaris, Alt-J, and Peter Hook on Fallon; Key and Peele, Kaitlin Olson, and Wavves on Conan; Billy Crystal on Stewart; and Philip Mudd on Colbert.