For a truly inspirational holiday news story, you’re going to have to look elsewhere, because the news crew at Tulsa, Oklahoma’s KJRH “2 Works for You” has brought us this filthy story of one woman’s strength and courage to bring down a scumbag man that she caught masturbating in the women’s bathroom of her local Walmart. Beth Davis claims that while she was doing a little morning shopping last week, she stopped into the lavatory and noticed 37-year old Brian Hounslow with his pants around his ankles, giving himself a little “How do you do?” in one of the stalls.
However, Davis’s screams for help went unanswered – perhaps because dudes wanking in Oklahoma Walmarts is a typical Wednesday thing? – so she decided to handle things herself and she aimed her phone’s video camera at Hounslow and shouted to everyone in the store that he was masturbating in the bathroom. Hounslow was later arrested for felony indecent exposure.
So in prison, he’ll be the women’s bathroom stall.
(H/T to the HuffPo)
