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This Supercut Of Prison Rape Threats Is Perfect For Pretty Boys Like You

By 04.24.14
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Have you ever noticed how often people get threatened with prison rape in movies? Supercut editor Oliver Noble sure has. A real nose for rape, that guy. He even asked for your help compiling this supercut, which is now out. “Hollywood Justice: And Prison Rape For All,” edited by Noble and Buck Wolf, cuts together more than four straight minutes of prison rape threats, which I know are your favorite thing.

So, who’s your favorite rape-threat deliverer? I go with Sam Jackson for brutal bluntness, though that scene from Jack Reacher was the most out of left field. “Passed around till a brother can’t tell your fart from a yawn.” It reminded me of the old “Shut this c*nt’s mouth before I f*ck start her head,” from Way of the Gun. Chris McQuarrie is so beautifully vulgar when he wants to be. The man is a poet.

And of course Sam Waterson for gravitas. Law and Order is such a ridiculous show. I love that you can’t show a nipple on cable, but America’s sweet uncle can go on free TV during prime time and talk about having sex with a bullet wound in between life insurance commercials, as long as he talks about it clinically enough.


TOPICS#Supercuts
TAGSOLIVER NOBLEprison rapethreatsTHREATS OF PRISON RAPE

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