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Awesome Rumor Of The Day: Stephen Hawking Loves Sex Clubs

By / 02.24.12

Last month Stephen Hawking was asked what he thinks about most often during his days, and he replied, “Women. They are a complete mystery.” Well, let it never be said he isn’t at least exhaustively researching this mystery, because Radar says he’s “somewhat of a regular at a Devore, California sex club”.

According to a source who has been a member of Freedom Acres swingers club for nearly half a decade, Hawking, 70, shows up to the club with a bevy of nurses and assistants and has naked woman grind on him. “I have seen Stephen Hawking at the club more than a handful of times,” the source revealed. “He arrives with an entourage of nurses and assistants. Last time I saw him he was in the back ‘play area’ laying on a bed fully clothed with two naked women gyrating all over him.” The source notes that Hawking, who is wheelchair-bound due to a long-time battle with Lou Gehrig’s disease, has his staff stand nearby watching while he’s with the women. [Radar]

If true, a certain anonymous source isn’t going to get invited back. (You broke the bro code, dude.) Also, if true, this if f–king awesome. You solve those mysteries, you brilliant man. For the record, as far as we know Hawking lives in the UK eleven months of the year and in California (near CalTech) for one month of each year. That doesn’t mean the rumor is true, but how freaking awesome would it be if it were? Play on playa.

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[Image credits: Geekologie and Buzzfeed.]


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